A smart friend once complained, "Hey, wait a minute. That's the tenth time you've made that same, stupid comment. I can't believe people always laugh at that."
A day later, he said: "You have only two jokes. You just say them over and over. And they're not even proper jokes. They're just found humor."
It's a fair cop. But I have five of them. And I am giving them to you.
Here are my jokes.